If you thought the three presidential debates were similar, here’s proof you were right. This video show how eerily similar the candidates’ canned arguments were. Synchronized Presidential Debating (Thanks, Joe Dolce!)

We’ll Miss George Bush: Volleyball Farewell

Why You’ll Love George Bush When He’s Gone

We’ll Miss George Bush: Volleyball Farewell

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SARAH PALIN VICE PRESIDENT - is an anagram of…

Is Perhaps Devil Incarnate

Spotter: Tim Blake

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Fact: No black US president has been assassinated.

The Sun says at least 12 were serious. You can read about them in the Barack Obama Death Cult.

But is 500 a lot? “Can the ‘black Jesus’ escape an assassin’s bullet?” asks David Jones in the Express. Is that a threat?

While Obama has been allegedly threatened by Fred Astaire Nazis, Anorak recalls how Gordon Brown was caught in Channel 4’s crosshairs.

Has a national broadcaster made death threats against Obama? Not a bit of it. Not even the Arab stations have.

What’s more, Obama has never been depicted as Adolf Hitler (a righteous one’s favourite term of abuse); been compared to a monkey as much as him, him, him , him, him, him; been accused of being a drug-addled dolt, even though he has taken drugs; called a terrorist, even though he has consorted with such.

The conclusion is that Obama has some way to go before he can be as abused and threatened as this or the next middle-aged white man.

But know this: Obama is half white, so with some luck he will be Barack Hitler any day now…

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It’s as much of a fact as the other fact that John McCain says he would hate to live in Milwaukee.

Here’s the Washington Post article in which McCain turned his back on his home town. He’s at a Diamondbacks-Padres game with the journalist Mark Leibovich:

McCain spent 51/2 years as a POW and is now sitting at a ballgame, spooning Heath bar ice cream into his mouth and belly-laughing at his joke. If any demons linger, they are perfectly hidden.

The Diamondbacks score four runs in the third inning. Outfielder Luis Gonzalez waves to McCain from the on-deck circle. “You see that, Luis-Luis waved to me,” McCain says.

Between pitches, the following tidbits of McCainiana are gleaned:

• He would hate to live in Milwaukee.

• He has been unimpressed with Kerry’s recent performances: “Kerry’s gotta stop nuancing everything.”

• John Edwards would have been a tougher nominee to beat.

“This is your pitch, Richie, c’mon, c’mon,” McCain yells at Diamondbacks slugger Richie Sexson. Sexson is facing San Diego’s Jason Szuminski, a rookie pitcher who attended MIT.

“NASA, here we come,” McCain says after Sexson hits a towering home run. Szuminski leaves the mound after giving up five runs.

“That’s why we don’t have more pitchers from MIT,” McCain says, speaking loudly enough for fans nearby to hear. He is showing a version of himself unseen to this point, but one which suits him: senator as heckler.

And that’s it. Fact.

Barack Obama says he would like to live in the hearts of all Milwaukeeans…

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The Tory spin machine will claim white is black if, fingers crossed, Obama is elected US President next Tuesday.

What’s black and white and red all over? Gordon’s Brown economy…

Labour’s ties are with Obama’s Democrats while Cameron’s been all over his Republican chum McCain like a nasty rash.

McCain was lauded a hero by Cameron at the Tory conference two years ago. And who recently declared: “I’m a huge fan of John McCain and think he’d make a great president.”

Yee-haaa!

Yes you, Cameron.

So eat your heart out, loser.

Yeah, loser. A loser like, er , Joe Biden, Obama’s choice for VeePee, who said McCain would make a good presdident?

Or as Hillary Clinton put it:

“Senator Obama said today that John McCain would be better for the country than George Bush,” Clinton said. “Now, Senator McCain is a real American patriot who has served our country with distinction…”

Vote Obama. Vote black. Vote white. Vote Brown…

“We felt like, as we move out of this traditional mass marketing and mass distribution era into today’s culture, there’s an opportunity to bring humanity back, both in terms of the design but also in the way we engage consumers,” he said. “

By making the logo more dynamic and more alive … [it is] absolutely a huge step in the right direction.”

Answer: A

No, not really - that’s Barack Obama’s logo. The real answer is F, which is not Obama’s logo, and cost $1million to come up with …

How do they do it?

It’s quite a coup.

Well, done to the Telegraph for moving with the times and getting one over all those other plodding old news organisations that merely click on Onion videos and “embed” the “code”…

Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience

Great days in the main stream media…

He has people to smell for him…

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